since Imm a kid I'm going to heaven see ya =<

Good thing i'm ~~13 ~~ already

IMMA GET BOMBED BY A GOD DAMM ALLIGATOR I NEED TO GET A BASEBALL BAT NOW!!!!!!

Now, while I applaud the sheer imagination it takes to weaponize a swamp lizard, that we are now discussing being bombed by an alligator, which, while wildly creative is also skating on thin ice in terms of political and religious sensitivity. As much as we all enjoy a good laugh, HR (aka basic human decency) recommends we avoid joking about things that could deeply offend others or spark unnecessary drama. Let’s kindly pivot to content that doesn’t involve mythical reptilian warfare, and maybe focus on something more real.