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screw_u_love_me Mar 12, 2025 7:43 PM 26

ngl I'm broke as fuck rn so any followers of the holy church of the baguette should slide any tag 

doing this will absolve you of any wrong doings you have committed against the holy yeast

or you can just ask for forgivness

Mar 12, 2025 7:43 PM
TheExistant
TheExistant
Majestic Epic

sorry but I'm also dead broke

Mar 12, 2025 7:46 PM

btw if this looks familiar its because its the exact thing the Roman Catholic church did in the late 1600-1700 and IF YOU DIDNT PAY TITHES YOU WERE GOING TO BE STUCK IN PURGATORY FOREVER

but purgatory's better than hell so lol

Mar 12, 2025 7:47 PM

twinsiesss

Mar 12, 2025 7:48 PM

btw existent you ever eat the baguette again I'm going to violate you like Sean combs did to Justin beiber I MEAN GIVE YOU A REALLY NICE COOKIE AND A REALLY HEART WARMING COMPLIMENT

Mar 12, 2025 7:49 PM
TheExistant
TheExistant
Majestic Epic

eats baguette

Mar 12, 2025 7:50 PM
eell
eell
Epic

too late

Mar 12, 2025 7:50 PM

he used it on me

again

Mar 12, 2025 7:51 PM

~~PROCEEDS TO STICK A CARROT SO FAR UP EXISTANTS ASS HE VOMITS A CARROT CAKE AND A RABBIT* ~~ I MEAN I GIVE YOU A COOKIE AND A COMPLIMENT

Mar 12, 2025 7:51 PM

you fucking heretic

Mar 12, 2025 7:51 PM

uses hemotology(blood magic) to ressurect the baguette HE HAS RISSEN BEHOLD THE YEASTIEST

Mar 12, 2025 7:53 PM
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